Post by Kit on Aug 5, 2009 17:58:46 GMT -5
Just something that was on the personal page of Lady Darkness Diamond on Fanfiction.net that I liked and wanted it to be saved somewhere... Like here... Why? Because it's all TRUE. Every. Little. Bit. Seriously, I just DARE YOU to find ONE that isn't. Really. I just DARE you too. :| The very last one was mine BTW.
Rule #1 for Anime: Women hit harder than villains.
Rule #2 for Anime: You can cuss someone out to the darkest depths of hell and actually get rewarded for it.
Rule #3 for Anime: The homework always gets done even when you haven't touched it for weeks.
Rule #4 for Anime: Girls with sweet dispositions and innocent faces are the MOST dangerous fighters you can find. STAY CLEAR!
Rule #5 for Anime: Even the stupidest person in the class will graduate with flying colors even though they showed NO sign of improvement.
Rule #6 for Anime: One lone “good guy” can defeat an infinite number of “bad guys.”
Rule #7 for Anime: All characters shall wear the same clothing every day until they get blown up, beat up, or a new season starts.
Rule #8 for Anime: When outnumbered ATTACK!
Rule #9 for Anime: Ninja do not only wear white, but orange, blue, green, and even pink and can often be seen during the day.
Rule #10 for Anime: One can travel nonstop for days or even weeks and never have to go to the bathroom.
Rule #11 for Anime: Always yell out your attacks and then explain them so the enemy knows what your doing and why.
Rule #12 for Anime: Extended conversations are a must when engaged in a fight, and talking to the enemy is almost always acceptable.
Rule #13 for Anime: Hair comes in many different colors and can often be seen defying gravity itself.
Rule #14 for Anime: Even the most life threatening injury will heal just fine if you are popular enough with the fans.
Rule #15 for Anime: The antagonist is always more popular then you are.
Rule #16 for Anime: Someone will ALWAYS come and save you when you’re in a tight spot...you just have to wait long enough.
Rule #17 for Anime: The children, who lack years of experience, are ALWAYS more powerful than the adults.
Rule #18 for Anime: When dying, an Anime character (whether they're a "good guy" or a "bad guy") MUST tell a long drawn out story of their ENTIRE life to make absolute sure that their existence will be valid.
Rule #19 for Anime: To be a main character there MUST BE ANGST. If a character doesn't have an angsty/horrifying past, they will be killed in the next battle scene.
Rule #20 for Anime: The comic relief Anime character that possesses no talent whatsoever will almost ALWAYS make it to the end somehow.
Rule #21 for Anime: No character shall be hit/attacked during long drawn out transformations that leave them helpless and seem to take forever to complete.
Rule #22 for Anime: An Anime person/warrior MUST wear clothes that look cool, it doesn't matter if the accessories on the outfit are useless or heavy (or even if said character is lugging around a weapon that he/she will NEVER use), if the clothing looks good, IT HAS TO BE WORN!!
Rule #23 for Anime: When about to go to battle, an Anime character MUST wear armor that shows some skin. It doesn't matter if the skin is on the stomach, the chest, or anywhere else a vital organ might be situated. If the character doesn't look good for battle, they will be sent home!
Rule #24 for Anime: ANYTHING and EVERYTHING one can think of can and shall be turned into anime or manga.
Rule #25 for Anime: All giant robots/mechs MUST be piloted by crazy people.
Rule #26 for Anime: There must ALWAYS be at least one case of unrequited love.
Rule #27 for Anime: Every year there must be at least ONE anime with strange/unpronouncable character names. (Example: Tieria Erde, Gundam 00, Mu La Flaga, Gundam SEED)
Rule # 28 for Anime: L of Death Note has the fastest metabolism of any anime character ever.
Rule #29 for Anime: Become an insane anime fan and you risk being called a Narutard, Death Nerd, Bleach Bum, Ouran Moran, Foolmetal Alchemist, Gundimwit, or a Gurrencompoop.
Rule #30 for Anime: Shojo anime such as Negima! or Ouran High School Host Club shall never be shown on Adult Swim or on TV period by the look of it. That's right, go be sad ladies.
Rule #31 for Anime: Sailor Moon has finally gone away and for that we are all very happy.
Rule #32 for Anime: Dragonball Z will never die and shall forever continue to make money for its creator.
Rule #33 for Anime: Pokemon shall forever be popular and rule the world whether you like it or not.
Rule #34 for Anime: In almost all anime there is at least one character who is too tragic to live or who must die a noble death for the greater good.
Rule #35 for Anime: In just about EVERY long epic storyline anime one of the main characters breaks down and cries for the majority of one full episode
Rule #1 for Anime: Women hit harder than villains.
Rule #2 for Anime: You can cuss someone out to the darkest depths of hell and actually get rewarded for it.
Rule #3 for Anime: The homework always gets done even when you haven't touched it for weeks.
Rule #4 for Anime: Girls with sweet dispositions and innocent faces are the MOST dangerous fighters you can find. STAY CLEAR!
Rule #5 for Anime: Even the stupidest person in the class will graduate with flying colors even though they showed NO sign of improvement.
Rule #6 for Anime: One lone “good guy” can defeat an infinite number of “bad guys.”
Rule #7 for Anime: All characters shall wear the same clothing every day until they get blown up, beat up, or a new season starts.
Rule #8 for Anime: When outnumbered ATTACK!
Rule #9 for Anime: Ninja do not only wear white, but orange, blue, green, and even pink and can often be seen during the day.
Rule #10 for Anime: One can travel nonstop for days or even weeks and never have to go to the bathroom.
Rule #11 for Anime: Always yell out your attacks and then explain them so the enemy knows what your doing and why.
Rule #12 for Anime: Extended conversations are a must when engaged in a fight, and talking to the enemy is almost always acceptable.
Rule #13 for Anime: Hair comes in many different colors and can often be seen defying gravity itself.
Rule #14 for Anime: Even the most life threatening injury will heal just fine if you are popular enough with the fans.
Rule #15 for Anime: The antagonist is always more popular then you are.
Rule #16 for Anime: Someone will ALWAYS come and save you when you’re in a tight spot...you just have to wait long enough.
Rule #17 for Anime: The children, who lack years of experience, are ALWAYS more powerful than the adults.
Rule #18 for Anime: When dying, an Anime character (whether they're a "good guy" or a "bad guy") MUST tell a long drawn out story of their ENTIRE life to make absolute sure that their existence will be valid.
Rule #19 for Anime: To be a main character there MUST BE ANGST. If a character doesn't have an angsty/horrifying past, they will be killed in the next battle scene.
Rule #20 for Anime: The comic relief Anime character that possesses no talent whatsoever will almost ALWAYS make it to the end somehow.
Rule #21 for Anime: No character shall be hit/attacked during long drawn out transformations that leave them helpless and seem to take forever to complete.
Rule #22 for Anime: An Anime person/warrior MUST wear clothes that look cool, it doesn't matter if the accessories on the outfit are useless or heavy (or even if said character is lugging around a weapon that he/she will NEVER use), if the clothing looks good, IT HAS TO BE WORN!!
Rule #23 for Anime: When about to go to battle, an Anime character MUST wear armor that shows some skin. It doesn't matter if the skin is on the stomach, the chest, or anywhere else a vital organ might be situated. If the character doesn't look good for battle, they will be sent home!
Rule #24 for Anime: ANYTHING and EVERYTHING one can think of can and shall be turned into anime or manga.
Rule #25 for Anime: All giant robots/mechs MUST be piloted by crazy people.
Rule #26 for Anime: There must ALWAYS be at least one case of unrequited love.
Rule #27 for Anime: Every year there must be at least ONE anime with strange/unpronouncable character names. (Example: Tieria Erde, Gundam 00, Mu La Flaga, Gundam SEED)
Rule # 28 for Anime: L of Death Note has the fastest metabolism of any anime character ever.
Rule #29 for Anime: Become an insane anime fan and you risk being called a Narutard, Death Nerd, Bleach Bum, Ouran Moran, Foolmetal Alchemist, Gundimwit, or a Gurrencompoop.
Rule #30 for Anime: Shojo anime such as Negima! or Ouran High School Host Club shall never be shown on Adult Swim or on TV period by the look of it. That's right, go be sad ladies.
Rule #31 for Anime: Sailor Moon has finally gone away and for that we are all very happy.
Rule #32 for Anime: Dragonball Z will never die and shall forever continue to make money for its creator.
Rule #33 for Anime: Pokemon shall forever be popular and rule the world whether you like it or not.
Rule #34 for Anime: In almost all anime there is at least one character who is too tragic to live or who must die a noble death for the greater good.
Rule #35 for Anime: In just about EVERY long epic storyline anime one of the main characters breaks down and cries for the majority of one full episode
